31 março 2007

ELE HÁ NOITES ASSIM... - DANÇA COMIGO

De facto hoje, e sem o esperar assisti a um programa de TV que me fez ir às lágrimas de tanto rir, e não, não se trata do Gato Fedorento, mas sim do Dança Comigo na RTP1. Não acreditam, eu já vos conto. Eu sei que aquilo não se trata propriamente de um programa humorístico, mas hoje foi, ó se foi.
Então os factos são os seguintes:
Logo para começar a bela apresentadora Catarina Furtado, ao apresentar o júri e ao dirigir-se a Artur Agostinho, um dos elementos do júri de hoje, foi surpreendida por este, quando este a retribuiu com um agradecimento " gosto muito de estar na SIC ", ups, primeiro momento de alto nível no programa. Poucos minutos depois, e depois de apresentar os concorrentes que participariam nas danças ( danças ??? já lá vamos... ), Catarina Furtado para desejar sorte a todos os concorrentes, pronunciou a seguinte frase: " vamos fazer FISGAS para os quatro... ", fisgas ??? - Foi aqui que fui assaltado por uma dúvida. Então mas aqui não é pressuposto o pessoal dançar ? Então agora vão dar fisgas ao pessoal ? Vão dançar ou vão à fisgada aos pássaros, para ver quem deita mais abaixo ? E o público, não se preocupam com o público, é que aqueles gajos têem pinta de quem não tem pontaria nenhuma e cheira-me que alguém se vai magoar. Mas não afinal foi só um lapso da Catarina, o pessoal vai mesmo dançar, ou pelo menos tentar. E foi aqui que vi que o melhor ainda estava para vir, é que nunca tinha visto uma espécie de barril de cerveja a tentar dançar, mas hoje vi, sim a sério, uma das concorrentes era Valentina Torres, e foi o máximo. Entretanto de imediato outra questão me ocorreu, mas se a Valentina vai tentar dançar, onde estão as gruas para içar a mulher, ela vai-se desgraçar..., mas não ela dançou muito bem, conseguiu dar três passos seguidos e ainda deu tempo para saírem umas imperiais para o pessoal. No meio disto tudo ficou-me na retina um belo par de pernas que dançou, mas não sei bem de quem eram porque de facto não consegui tirar os olhos das pernas, só no final da dança e depois de referirem o nome do marido das pernas ( César Peixoto ), é que cheguei à conclusão que tinha acabado de dançar a Isabel Figueiras.
Há noites e programas assim, cheios de bom humor !!!
Mas no fundo, no fundo, o que eu queria era que o Tubarão fosse a Floribela ou a Estrelinha !!!

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Quanto à Isabel Figueiras, fartei-me de rir com ela. Está muito bonita, conseguiu recuperar a forma depois de ter sido mãe, mas é fraquinha a dançar. Lol, achei piada porque, apesar de ser muito magrinha, não tem leveza a dançar!

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